Some dogs have been stolen from a local kennels,the police are now looking for several leads,forces in Kennelworth and Barking are joining in the hunt.

Did you find that in a Christmas cracker? :rolleyes:

All my own work i'm afraid.

I found an appropriate one in a christmas cracker:
Where do Geologists go for entertainment?
A rock concert...

I've amended the topic title, I'll post some of my cracker jokes in a bit.